Morpheus 5,112 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Podseti me Kumica svojim videom s pesmom "Ko me ter'o da te volim..." Naime, kad sam prvi put slušao tu pesmu, uvek sam počinjao sa "K'o meteor..." i onda uopšte nisam kontao kakve veze ima ljubav s meteorom... ---------------------------------------- Tako je i Bora Čorba pevao "Videćeš žene, smrt i jad...", a Azra "Kad ode djevojka na konju... bacam oči..." ---------------------------------------- Pesmu Atheist Rap-a: ko zna gde bi bili, al desio se peh u nas se s' Škodom zakucao ko Rus pijan Čeh sam pevao: i ko zna gde bi bili, al desio se peh u nas se s' Škodom zakucao mortus pijan Čeh ---------------------------------------- A deo pesme Rade Jorovića kod mene je glasio: "Livada, livada, sa njima se budi...." umesto "sanjiva se budi" Koje tekstove ste vi pogrešno razumeli i pevali? Sanjallica, Kumica, lenjivica and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starsica 757 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 A deo pesme Rade Jorovića kod mene je glasio: "Livada, livada, sa njima se budi...." umesto "sanjiva se budi" A kao, nije "sa njima"? :smeh: Eto, saznala sam da sam i ovo pogresno "intonirala" Nego, moj omiljeni lapsus.. Pesma od Bananarame "Venus" "I'm, your penis, I'm your fire, your desire." a naravno, svuda umesto penisa ide Venus. Posle sam skontala zasto se pesma zove "Venus" I da, zar "Malog mrava" ne peva onaj Colovic, Tomislav valjda? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Pardon, jeste Čolović. :lol: Starsica 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mia 6,075 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Bajaga... ''Te noći kad su pevali... veliki modri talasi... na vrhovima prstiju... na moje prste, stala si...'' :hahaha: Morpheus 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lillith 346 Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 I shot the cherry But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh! I shot the cherry But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.. Jadna vishnjica.. :( Morpheus and bigrancer 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Adrijan 3,662 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 A kao, nije "sa njima"? :smeh: Eto, saznala sam da sam i ovo pogresno "intonirala" Molimmmmmm?!? Pa zar nije ispravno "... sa njivama se budi"?!? :ajme: Mia and Starsica 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ELA 1,400 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 ...'a neka ih, neka...nek' laju, oni moju Milku cuvaju' .................. Meni u uvo uslo 'heklaju' - nem'pojma zasto :strikeraj: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jeca 454 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 "Radovan baca daske.."-"Anotherone buys the dust":hahaha: i ona od Kneza-"Vitamina,mia bela..." umesto "Litar vina..."heheeh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lenjivica 704 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Twins 30 dana robije "Libo racku me za jetvo mojne sipu sipu ti odradi tipu ":kez: "Libo racku me za jetvo mojne sipu sipu ti odvratni tipu " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigrancer 640 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 "Message in a Bottle....The Police Ili u prevodu .....mesecina bato ! Prevedi kako cujes :uredu: lenjivica, Smucalica and kompaj 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted May 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Slušam sad pesmu Reka od Tap 011 i pevušim: Zagrli me sad u ostavi... (orig. Zagrli me sad, tu ostani...) Nema sile te da razdvoji dvoje u pravu, ljubavi... (orig. Nema sile te da razdvoji dvoje u pravoj ljubavi...) :hahaha: Starsica, gresan and ELA 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smucalica 5,972 Posted May 29, 2011 Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Ja sam pesmu od Dugmeta ''Ako ima Boga'' uporno pevala: ''Sanjao sam, e, kako s anđelima jebeš trešnje '' i nikako mi nije bilo jasno kako to... :ces: lenjivica, Morpheus and pleSachica 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ELA 1,400 Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Msm da je tekst i trebao ovako da glasi:'Hajde vrata zapali, dodji pa me razvali ...biCe mi toplo oko kuka - ma stavi me na sto slatkih muka' ............... Cista poezija - zeMska :treptrep: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted June 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Imam još jedan: "kad sam jah'o vranca, ata sto đerdana trg'o s vrata" "kad sam jah'o vranca, ata sto đerdana s prvog sprata" Muzički antitalenat, šta da vam kažem. :hahaha: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Šta, samo ja grešim kad pevam? Evo još jedan by me: Ako si sama, ako si noću probdela sate, videla zoru, seti se mene, seti se tada ulice moje levo od parka, je postalo: Ako si sama, ako si nocu probdela sate, videla zoru, seti se mene, seti se tada ulice moje levo od pakla, Bem li ga, bolje se rimuje sa "kućice trošne, vrata od stakla" :hahaha: Smucalica 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Niste kolegijalni s ovom muzikom, Tita mi. Evo još jedna od mene: "Virujen u te, s tobom živin lipo Sve dok me bude volit ću te slipo" Postalo je: "Virujen u te, s tobom živin lipo Sve dok me bude volit ću te, Stipo" Stipe, popularno dalmatinsko ime, delovalo ubitačno logično. :hahaha: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Jeste neki, vi uopšte ne grešite kad pevate... Plačem od smeha i pišem ovo... na TDI radiju već nedeljama ide jedna pesma koja je u vrhu top liste, s originalnim tekstom ispod: "Come on make some new friends And tell me what you drinkin' I know there's no place like home But I know you gonna like it in my city" E, ovo in my city je u mom izvođenju postalo in my ceiling (na mom tavanu ili, još gore, na mom plafonu), i nikad ne bih provalio da grešim da voditelj emisije nije izgovorio naslov pesme. *Jako je sličan izgovor reči ceiling (siling) i city (siti) kad se u pesmi otpeva produženo (bar meni) :hahaha: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ELA 1,400 Posted November 22, 2012 Report Share Posted November 22, 2012 Nije toliko lapsus, koliko gnjavež stih koji se iznova i iznova vrti u glavi ustvari, jes' pogrešno: "Open gangnam stajL" (OPA, gangnam stajl) ako me pokrene i da djipam ko konjče, ubiću se maikemi :roll: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smucalica 5,972 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 ceduljica iz kafane :lol: Morpheus and pleSachica 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smucalica 5,972 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Danas, na radiu, peva Gabi Novak On me voli na svoj način... a ja sam svojevremeno pevušila: On me voli, osvajači... vojo and Morpheus 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted December 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Dobar dan, ja sam Morpheus i ja sam nepopravljiv slučaj kad je muzika u pitanju. Upravo ide pesma, zagrcnuo sam se kad sam se setio šta sam pomislio prvi put kad sam je slušao. Pesma ide: "I want you to take over control..." A ja sam čuo: "I want you to take a birth control..." I začuđeno se upitao zašto ON da uzme pilulu...? vesticara, Adrijan, Mia and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morpheus 5,112 Posted December 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 E, ovu SIGURNO pevate isto kao ja! Oliver Mandić "Dođavola sve, dođavola sa mnom...." E, nije! Nego je: "Dođavola sve, dođavola sav bol..." Da malopre ne videh, nikad ne bih pomislio da pogrešno pevam(o) tu pesmu. pleSachica, vesticara and Smucalica 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Adrijan 3,662 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Pomislih da ću videti i Morfa u ovom videu. Morpheus and Smucalica 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vesticara 6,022 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 E, nije! Nego je: "Dođavola sve, dođavola sav bol..." Ae Morfe ne kvari mi lepotu pevanja!! Morpheus 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vesticara 6,022 Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Divlji Andjeli "Voli te tvoja zver" Refren glasi: "Voli te, voli te tvoja zver princ iz života tvog sudbine tvoje dar i žar." Obavezno pevam: ""Voli te, voli te tvoja zver princip života tvog sudbine tvoje dar i žar." Morpheus and Smucalica 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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